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A Complete Waste of Makeup

according to The Daily Tay

(and when I’m not referring to myself in 3rd person

I also go by Taylor.)

Days I Consider a Complete Waste of Makeup

*Any and all travel days.

No matter how hard I try to look “cute” when traveling

I always end up looking like a sweaty five year old twenty minutes into the trip.

*Shopping days.

I fear dressing room lighting like my grandma fears a round-about traffic stop.

There’s simply no point in even trying to compete with those harsh bulbs.

(That’s why I bring my dog, Harlow, along to soften the blow.)

*Game days. Especially 11:00 a.m. kick offs.

I mean at some point you just have to throw the towel in.

Sloppy is as sloppy does.

*Most Winter Days.

I live in Chicago. i.e. a city of pale skin and brittle hair.

You can only put so much bronzer on…

*Picture Day.

Of any sort. Elementary photos. ID passes. Sorority photos.

It didn’t matter. I always managed to look like an ass hat no matter what.

And just for the record, this was a “joke.” Kind of.

It was the best I could pull off before my house mom told me to

“Straighten up and represent my house in a good manner.” And that’s what I thought I was doing…

Anyway, those are just a few of the days I consider “a complete waste of makeup.”

Granted, there are many, many more.

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And I think that’s all the ways I social media myself. For now…

I’m sure smart tech savvy gals like Neely will come up with more soon enough.